Doomscroll Outside
"There is only one adventurer in the world, as can be seen very clearly in the modern world, the father of a family."
True. There is nothing more boring than being a father left home alone for two weeks. Chores are done in two minutes and they stay done . . . leaving plenty of time to doomscroll as another screen flickers woke streaming slop in the background.
No more!
From henceforth on, all doomscrolling shall be done outside!
Hopefully, that will help turn the doomscrolling into actually creating something.
(I went looking for a meme of Jack Black screaming "WHY DON'T YOU CREATE SOMETHING!" from the Tenacious D album, but I came back with this . . .)
Seems a bit more appropriate.
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