Swineherding with Sasquatch

Turns out it's just mating season at Sasquatch Wallows.

Degenerate sex and death for breakfast.

I'm starting to think that the boars being uppity and Pirate going missing are both connected to Daddy's Girl going into heat. We're going to need to loop back to the boars and gilts issue at a later time, but for now we're rejoicing that we found Prate on the property. Now if the dogs would just behave.

Heading down Shakedown Street to do evening chores tonight we were viciously attacked by this snake.

Why can't I load the picture?

That was ridiculous. I shouldn't have to use my laptop to post a picture. I'll need to figure that out in the App.

The wife has been researching the culprit and Google AI is saying it's an Oregon Racer:

"Juvenile racers look radically different from their adult counterparts. While adults grow into a solid, sleek olive, gray, or blue-green color with a solid yellow or cream belly, babies emerge with a highly contrasting pattern of dark brown or grayish saddles and spots. This camouflage pattern helps them blend into forest floor debris, pinecones, and leaf litter. They gradually lose these spots and darken into their uniform adult coloration over their first two years of life."